Once upon a time, Andrew Michael Holloway was born. The year was 1984. The olympics were about to be hosted by Los Angeles, Ronald Reagan was in the white house, and no one had heard of iPods. Soon little Andrew would grow up, playing football with his father. He’d dress up as a football player for Halloween, small nerdy head in a gigantic helmet. It was around this time that the Arizona Cardinals arrived in Phoenix. Football was here.
Oh how swiftly the joy of a football franchise crumbled into the misery of being a Cardinals fan. Year after year, season after season, game after game, the pathetic red birds took the field long enough to flap their broken wins and collapse into the basement of the NFL. And year after year young Andrew would get his poor hopes up only to cry little cardinal tears of sadness by season’s end. Mocked by his peers, he perseveared in hopes that one day his team would learn to fly. ”Someday,” he said.
The late 80’s and 90’s came and went without more than a chirp. He’d watch teams like the Cowboys, Packers, and Steelers win championships with the support of their loyal fanbase, as the Cardinals continued to bring new meaning to ineptitude.
There were famous late-game collapses, injuries, controversy, and ultimately 4-12 seasons. There were embarassing losses on national television and the mockery of the nation. But little Andrew, who was now not as little, would not soon give up. He’d continue to wear his Cardinal red with pride, hope and dillusional dreams of grandure. And then, by some great and wonderful stroke of Kurt Warners pen - the time had finally come.
The Arizona cardinals are the 2008 NFC West Division Champions. Their first division championship since 1975. Yes, I said 1975. They haven’t won a division since I was negative 9 years old. So if you are asking yourself why a man can get so excited about a football team, just remember that he’s lived his whole life in the closet that is Arizona Cardinals fandom. He’s proud of his red birds!


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